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For the spiritual creative ready to reprogram their reality
Abundance is easy. Getting out of your own way is hard. See how Cosmic Baddies are becoming the next wave of magnetic creatives dominating the Internet, all by reprogramming their internal systems.
What You’ll Get
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FREE Initial 1:1 Reading and Consultations
To get you started as soon as you book, you’ll receive a free 30 minute private reading with Laurén. This is to clear some initial blocks and get you started on your journey. From the first session alone Laurén is able to hone in on your gifts and soul purpose with actionable next steps.
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Monthly Spiritual & Business Mastery Workshops
Last year we had two members go viral with their videos hitting over 1 millions views each. We’re manifesting more members’ platforms take over the Internet. Learn how to create soul-led impact with actual strategy that works while also doing some deep subconscious reprogramming to let yourself be seen.
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Money Manifestation Rituals & Subconscious Reprogramming
One of the biggest wins we see is Cosmic Baddies starting to manifest more money. This isn’t just meditation and visualization. Members find out the root of what was keeping them stuck in lack and learn how to regulate to a higher level of receiving mode. This means more money with less stress.
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Beginner to Advanced Astrology & Human Design Modules
Whether you’re new to chart reading or ready to go deeper, you’ll find step-by-step modules and workshops to help you understand both astrology and human design on a practical, soul-aligned level.
Many members now integrate birth chart and design readings into their own businesses, expanding their impact, income, and confidence.
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Weekly Abundance Activations
Meditating is psychic surgery. You’re creating new neural pathways and attuning your vibrational body to higher timelines. These activations rewire your brain, healing your subconscious, and embodying higher timelines guaranteed to bring in new abundance.
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Bi-Weekly Personal Chart Readings
I read personal charts twice a month for major transits so you can better manifest. If you’re not sure why things have been funky lately, are in your Saturn return or want me to see how to better call in abundance based on your chart, you’ll get these personal readings as a Cosmic Baddie.
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Quantum Jumping Rituals + Energy Healing Meditations
Many new Cosmic Baddies are in between timelines and need grounding into a higher reality. The energy healing calls, workshops, and meditations are to help you stabilize your new timeline after periods of transformation. Expect big shifts and grounded blueprints to emerge after joining.
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Exclusive Events, Giveaways & Discounts
I’m always doing giveaways, sending out free readings or even mailing makeup goodie bags to our community. These aren’t just for fun. They’re designed get in receiving mode. All members also have 15% off any 1:1 work together.
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Supportive Community Chat
This is your space to be seen, supported, and celebrated by other Cosmic Baddies. Inside the chat, you’ll find divine mirrors who get it - creatives, healers, and spiritual entrepreneurs walking the same path.
Share your wins, ask for guidance, and even promote your business in a community that believes in collaboration over competition.
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5 Day Challenge
Quantum Reset ✦ 5 Day Challenge
This workshop is available for all members until November 5. This 5 Day Challenge is five days of videos, audios, energy healing, and journal prompts for those ready for big shifts and nervous system regulation.
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Included Workshops
Your Portal Guide
People like to say I’m like their spiritual hypeman, but really my work is all about stripping away illusions of struggle because I believe life is supposed to be fun. I love when a woman lives her gifts out loud. I love a rebellious energy that creates new worlds. I just love when a girl is powerful enough to make her fantasy real and no one knows more than me how hard that can be sometimes.
As an astrologer, artist, and intuitive who grew up in a Christian military household, I know how hard it is to choose the life of freedom that appears to have no security. I know what it’s like to work random jobs you hate, barely be able to pay the bills, live on food stamps, and be the only one to see your vision.
I worked really hard getting my products in retails stores and building multiple businesses. I also know that for many of us Divine Feminines hardships are a rite of passage and part of the story of remembrance.
Luckily the healing of the Collective is inevitable and we’re closing the door to our suffering. Your Higher Self designed this reality to show you how powerful you are, and that you could do anything. If you feel like you’re meant for something more, it’s because you are.
This is for you if…
You’ve manifested magic before, but it feels like you’ve a wall
You have a creative dream or offer but struggle to stay consistent
You’re building a brand or business, but don’t want to burn out or sacrifice your peace
You know you're meant for the next level, but can't seem to unlock it
You’re ready to expand your spiritual and creative gifts; and finally trust them!
You feel like the old you is still trying to hold on, but they don’t fit anymore
You have big dreams people make you feel crazy about, but you know their possible
You’re yearning for more, but can’t fully name what it is (yet)
ou’re done hustling and so ready to get paid to be your full, authentic self
You want access to over $1,000 worth of energy work, tools, and activations for just $33 (this price ends in 2025.)
Included Meditations
your timeline jump starts here
Our monthly investment unlocks:
✔️ Monthly entrepreneurial & spiritual workshops
✔️ Weekly abundance activations
✔️ Quantum rituals & energy healings
✔️ Bi-weekly chart readings + live calls
✔️ Astrology, human design, and more
✔️ A free private welcome call to activate your blueprint
